1.
Dad's famous line....."Keep crying, and I'll give
you something to cry about." ..... Lindsey
Gibson
2.
Somewhere in
3.
It’s your world, I’m just walking around in it. ..... Gibson
4.
The Creationists think that dinosaurs are “Jesus horses”. ..... Anon
5.
If you don’t write it down, it doesn’t happen. ..... Anon
6.
You can learn from every situation, what to do or what not to do. ..... Gibson
7.
You can fix near sightedness with glasses.
You can fix a hearing problem with a
hearing aid.
But you can not fix stupid. ..... Ron White
8.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter.
Even if you can find humor in anything
–even poverty–you can survive it. ..... Bill Cosby
9.
At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice
and those great motivators
and justifiers of
malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of
religious or political
idols. ..... Aldous
Huxley
10. Lighthouses
are more helpful than churches. ..... Benjamin Franklin
11. For two people in marriage to live
together day after day is unquestionably the one
miracle the
12. To my friends who enjoy a glass of
wine ... And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there
is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there
is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli , (E. coli) - bacteria found in
feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, ..........Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit !
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as a public service.